I can't believe how hungry I am today. You might think, "Well how convenient! It is Thanksgiving, after all." Well it isn't Thanksgiving yet. Not here. I'm in California and it's only 9:30 AM here.
When I got up at 6:30 local time I had a piece of whole wheat toast with some swiss cheese meted on top. A little later I had some left over steak. I also had a cup of coffee, a glass of water and a few spoonfuls of yogurt.
I've been doing a little cooking and writing in the mean time so time has passed. I got hungry again so I looked at my watch to see if that was reasonable. My watch said 12:00. "Yes!" I thought, "I can make lunch. I'll have a salad." I got out the salad fixin's and started a-making. Then I glanced at the clock over by the sink. It said 9:00. :( I remembered that I didn't reset my watch so I could easily tell what time Fay thinks it is.
I'm eating a damned salad while I type this.