Thank you, Jenn, for pointing out this little number from Victoria's Secret. They're so excited about it. The title at the top of the window even says "NEW! Harem-pant jumpsuit." It also comes in leopard print.
It looks like a nice enough article of clothing to wear, as pictured, on the beach. Perfect for those days when I want to look even less attractive than I normally do when I'm on the beach.
Jenn's comment: "hahahahhahahhahahaa!"