Inanimate Identification

I was meditating today when it occurred to me that I feel pretty strong. In fact, I feel like the Empire State Building. I feel like the Empire State Building with King Kong climbing up me and airplanes zooming around shooting everything up. I feel like there's a TON of bizarre activity going on all over and around me that I have strong opinions about but no way of influencing. So I just have to stand tall here and watch it all play out. I know that in time, once King Kong is done, Loki and the Avengers will be along to blow big holes in me and break my windows. That's just life in the big city.