Monday, January 14, 2008

Inspiration


This stuff is infernal. It gets everywhere. It has inspired the first song I'll ever write (I haven't written it yet) entitled "I Crap Glitter." I haven't actually checked to see if this is literally true but it wouldn't surprise me.
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  1. AnonymousJanuary 14, 2008 at 8:55 PM

    People might get the idea that you lead a double life as an exotic dancer....or a pixie.....or both.

    I wonder if they crap glitter....

    Pixie poo is probably pink, frosty and sparkly.

    Maybe that is where glitter comes from.

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  2. lizkdcJanuary 17, 2008 at 8:09 PM

    Clearly, you have articulated the long-awaited follow-on to the classic "Girls Don't Poop" theory.

    http://www.cafepress.com/ybiaw/421871

    eg, "But if they did, they'd poop glitter."

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